Ralph Wau Wau
Name Ralph Von Wau Wau
Position Civilian
Character Information
| Gender | Male | |
| Species | Canis lupis familiaris (earth) | |
| Age | 146 |
Physical Appearance
| Height | 3'2" | |
| Weight | 70 lbs | |
| Hair Color | Brown and black | |
| Eye Color | black | |
| Physical Description | Ralph von Wau Wau is a German Shepherd with mutated genes which resulted in human-level intelligence. By coincidence he was also surgically altered by an experimental veterinarian named Malion to give him a voice box capable of human speech. Ralph often speaks in a fake German accent in varying strengths. He drops his accent nearly completely when angry. |
Family
| Spouse | none | |
| Children | unknown | |
| Father | unknown | |
| Mother | unknown | |
| Brother(s) | unknown | |
| Sister(s) | unknown | |
| Other Family | unknown |
Personality & Traits
| General Overview | Ralph is an easygoing German Shepherd. He has an even temper, and only gets mildly irritated when people discount his intelligence or are condescending to him because of his species. In all but romantic liaisons, he prefers human to canine company, but may have sired countless pups. He keeps his canine relationships VERY private | |
| Strengths & Weaknesses | + incredibly quick wit and highly intelligent. Very loyal and friendly with both humans and canines. Somewhat of a ladies' man. - incurable parasomaniac. Has an incurable love for really bad puns. Likes to startle people by talking to them. Will revert to feral behavior if overly provoked |
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| Ambitions | To bring about the Harmony of Mike Callahan's timeline. | |
| Hobbies & Interests | Drinking, making bad puns, urinating on Authority Figures' vehicles, Female dogs, and hanging out at Jake's Place. He is also a skilled ventriloquist. | |
| Languages | English |
| Personal History | Ralph reveals very little about his life as a pup, and hardly mentions anything before he meets the gang at Callahan's Crosstime Saloon. He has mentioned that he lost his job as a detective during the 1970's, and was bumming around with a mute, running an interesting variation on the "I'll bet you a drink that my dog can talk" scam. That's when he arrived at Callahan's Place. He now goes wherever Jake Stonemeber and the rest of the gang go across time and space, and is currently residing at Star Base Typhon | |
| Service Record | none |